“Geri just found out that he might be a father, a fling sends him that one text that changes everything”
Jorge – Yo, what the heck is going on, you sounded so serious on the phone.
Geri – I needed someone to talk to, I get this text from a fling, she says that she is pregnant with my child.
Jorge – You freaking out over that, do you believe her?
Geri – I believe that it could be a possibility, I mean I was partisipating, if you know what I mean.
Jorge – I know what you mean, and are you nuts?
Geri – Well I must have nuts if any of this is possible, not only do I have nuts, but they work too. An old man like me.
Jorge – You may appear to be an old man, but you kinda shouldn’t be around kids. I know that sounds mean to say, I’m not saying anything. I’m just saying if this is true, you got a lot of growing up to do.
Geri – I hear you 100%, I’m not doubting your observation, I don’t know what a parent is suppose to do, I can barley parent myself. How does this even work, do I have to show my id.
Jorge – What the fuck are you talking about, this ain’t jury duty, this is a huge responsibility. Are you listening father of the year, get it together.
Geri – I need to figure this out. Thanks for the pep talk.
Jorge – There should be a standardized test for human beings, to determine if they are ready to have kids. Like how you get a drivers license, there would be classes a couple would need to take and pass.
Geri – Come on that won’t work, ain’t nobody going to sign up for a test to be a parent, there needs to be something, like a drug, a pill that you would need to take in order be knowledgeable about childhood and raising another human being.
Jorge – Yeah, its called birth control foo.
Geri – Hey Fuck you, I called you over for help.
Jorge – Ok, what about the Mother? If this is your baby, are you going to make things good, are you ready to settle down?
Geri – I got mad love for this girl, but she might not feel the same way. I’m not even able to make a relationship work, how am I going to take care of a child.
Jorge – Talking about it helps, actually finding out the truth would make all the difference in the world. Call her, hear her out. The kid doesn’t need you two to be together, they just need you two cooperating and working things out.
Geri – I hear you bro, this life situation really puts it all on the table.
Jorge – I just can’t believe you to be the baby daddy in a scenario, I can see you as a step-dad maybe, but congratulations brother, you’ll know what to do when the time comes.